Little Zero

My four-year-old daughter announced a few days ago that her doll, which had previously been named "Dolly", had a real name.

"She's called Little Zero," my daughter said, without the hint of a smile.

"Why's that?" I asked.

Daughter gives me very matter-of-fact look, as if I don't have enough brain cells to rub together. "Because she's little and she's zero." (Zero because she is a baby and, therefore, is not one year old yet, I discover.)

I walked straight into that one, didn't I?

Anyway, this is Little Zero:

Merry Christmas, Little Zero.

Merry Christmas, everyone.